It’s warm in San Jose but that doesn’t mean that you should strip down to your birthday suit and ride on the freeway to cool off.
San Jose resident Nick Moezidis got the shock of his life earlier today when he spotted a naked man on a bicycle making his way down a busy San Jose freeway for no apparent reason. As this is the age of, “whipping out your phones” Nick took the once in a lifetime opportunity to catch this obscene scene on Instagram. Check out his IG post below.
Is that post above private now? We’ve got your back.
Highway 101 around the middle of the day can be one of the busiest freeways in the nation. With commuters going to and from work and coming back from late lunches, this is peak Silicon Valley travel time. In the short video above, Nick is driving along and presumably wondered why traffic came to a crawl without warning. Not wanting to hit this naked man on a bike, Bay Area drivers did their best to keep a safe distance between the man and their cars.
One can only guess as to exactly WHY this man decided to strip off all his clothes and ride a bike off a street into a busy freeway but your guess is as good as mine. Invoking Occam’s razor here, I’m guessing he’s definitely “on one.”
This guy’s antics didn’t go unnoticed as at least one Bay Area news celebrity retweeted his shenanigans.
I’m sure there is a story down the road, more like 101 different stories Butt I digress! Photo Courtesy of @Kevin408Luong pic.twitter.com/rvdwiDel63
— Stanley Roberts (@SRobertsKRON4) July 18, 2018
And as this is the internet and nothing like this goes unnoticed, several people caught this naked man going for a ride. Someone even caught him shortly after standing outside of a massage parlor contemplating his life choices apparently.
Swear we’re not gay pic.twitter.com/E2MmHNoG8L
— Gook Boy Kebs (@Kevin408Luong) July 19, 2018
Fuuuh someone sent this to me?. They don’t have twitter though pic.twitter.com/cwU9LjXcIb
— Gook Boy Kebs (@Kevin408Luong) July 18, 2018
Drugs can make you do all sorts of messed up things. Don’t do the drugs, kids. Stay in school. Make good life choices. Then you won’t end up on twitter with your sweaty butt on a Roadmaster for all the world to see.
