In all likelihood someone in a million dollar San Francisco home owns this Civic and now has to go to a carwash stat!

Someone committed an unnecessary and heinous act of defilement against this newer model Honda Civic parked in the Excelsior District of San Francisco, Calif. earlier this week. A photo was taken and subsequently shared on the “Bay Area Cars” Facebook group shortly after.

I’ve posted a blocked out version of the photo below but if you feel so inclined, you can click here to see what it looks like without the black box. Be warned, it’s foul.

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Bay Area native Mario Andres Patino Bedoya, who presumably works in San Francisco, was strolling down this street in the Excelsior District when he happened up on this Honda Civic with something smeared across the length of the car.

When asked in Bay Area Cars if that what everyone thinks it is, Mario replied,

I passed by it this morning and by the smell of it I’m sure it’s not Nutella.”

Scattered on top of and around the car are some random clothes, presumably placed by the perpetrator (or poopatrator if you will.)

Everyone already knows San Franciso has a problem with too many homeless and too few bathrooms. This, however, is an entirely different animal, a blatant disregard for decency and more on the side of insanity.

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And those homes in the background are really worth a million or more, a quick look on Redfin confirms that most homes in that neighborhood command a premium.

How ironic that in one of the most expensive neighborhoods in America you’re more likely to wake up with poop on your car than if you lived somewhere “less desirable.”

I’d triple wash my car if that ever happened to me. Then, I’d spray everything down with Lysol.

Feel free to forward this story to all your friends bragging about how they want to move to San Francisco.

Not good San Francisco. Not good.

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