“I’ve never seen a car which matches the personality of its a**hole driver so perfectly.”
Presumed Colorado resident and Redditor /u/Lowstrife posted up GoPro/Dashcam footage to the /r/IdiotsInCars subreddit earlier last week (Feb 15, 2024) showing the not-so-surprising moment a driver in a bright Orange Hummer H3 in Longmont, CO stops before turning at an intersection only to unleash an outburst of road rage at another driver in a Silver Subaru after some sort of road altercation earlier.
Check out OP’s video below.
[OC] NSFW language – I’ve never seen a car which matches the personality of its asshole driver so perfectly.
byu/lowstrife inIdiotsInCars
The incident took place at the intersection of Hover St. and Nelson Rd. (exact location on Google Maps linked here.)
As you can see in the video, OP is calmly driving down Nelson Road in the righ-,most lane.
Behind OP is some sort of road altercation going on between a driver in a Silver Subaru wagon and another driver in a bright Orange Hummer H3.
“I’m attentive and alert enough to notice this s***show starting behind me well before they pass me,” OP comments.
As with many road rage incidents, the drivers involved split ways, but not before one of the drivers gets his .02 in.
We hear the Hummer H3 driver spout off using a string of expletives.
“Look at that b**** a** car. (Get your money up p***y) x2. Get your f***ing money up b**** a** n***a. You’re a f***ing broke a** piece of s***.”
“Yeah, b****. I got a (Dodge Charger) Hellcat. Look at you in that piece of s***.”
If you turn up your speakers, we can hear the driver in the Silver Subaru chirping back at the Hummer H3 driver.
OP clarified that, “He wasn’t talking to me, he was yelling at some other guy off to camera left in the other turn lane. It was the guy who was following him at the start of the clip. I was just spectating.”
This goes on, amazingly, for another forty seconds, at which point the driver in the Hummer H3 decides it’s time to finally turn right.
“OP picked the perfect title. Like there are cars you see and you just know deep down in the depths of your soul that this person sucks. That is one of them,” /u/NakedNewType commented.
“Sounded like some dumb spoiled kid with no clue how real life actually works,” /u/FlyByNight_187 added.
“Finally answers the question: “What kind of d****e drives a hummer?” That kind,” /u/TheSirensOfTitans replied.
If you ever find yourself in one of these road rage situations, it’s best to realize you’re actually in one, and you have the power to deescalate the situation on your end.
That means not engaging anymore with the road rager and removing yourself from the situation as safely as possible.
It looks like this road rager wanted an audience and, if the driver in the Subaru rolled up his windows and didn’t engage, this angry man’s tirade might’ve been a bit shorter.
Then again, it’s easier said than done.
And, if you’re in the Longmont, CO area and see this orange Hummer driving around, steer clear!
