Two New York City based comedians put up a handful of fake, but realistic looking United Airlines signs bragging about their terrible customer service.
Sure most United Airlines passengers have OK experiences, but when it comes to horrible headlines linked to United, they sure have a lot of them. Just ask this one Asian-American doctor or that one guy with a broken guitar. To further shed some light on their shoddy customer service, comedic duo Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler put up authentic looking United Airlines signs with a hilarious mission statement backing up their bottom-tier service.
Check out the handful of signs they put around what I assume is LaGuardia below. There are three signs to click through.
The signs read,
“Here at United Airlines, we pride ourslves in providing the worst possible customer service. Our goal is to make ever flight a dehumanizing expereince. F**k You, United Airlines. “
There are three signs posted but there are possibly more. With United’s signature blue color theme, professional looking font, and logo, these signs look 100 percent legit.
Like any of these mission statement signs we’re automatically blase towards, they don’t warrant a second look from anyone. For the lucky few that take the time to read them, I’m sure they’ll be super confused.
The sign off to “F*** you” will probably catch a few glances that something isn’t right.
Kudos for adding your Instagram handles and really owning it.
While I haven’t flown United Airlines, a quick search on Reddit and other social media reveals that the unsilent majority of flying passengers have some awful horror stories from United.
This United Airlines passenger only got half of their ticket refunded because, technically, United Airlines got them halfway to their destination.
Another United Airlines passenger was assigned to Row 42…in a plane that only has 36 rows.
United Airlines further gained a bad reputation in 2017 when they allowed and supervised the forceable removal of a Vietnamese-American pulmonologist.
United is also responsible for accidentally killing some dogs.
No word how long these signs remained up, but I’d imagine for at least a couple of hours.
Do you have a United Airlines horror story? Let me know the gist of it in the comments below.
